Wednesday, April 23, 2008

So this past week the D.C. area was blessed with the presence of the Bishop of Rome. Of course, given it was the first time this Pope has been here and the fact that this city can’t handle a light rain without going all nuts…everyone went all crazy. Things shut down. Roadways were closed, businesses closed early, the ball park was decorated and packed with people all wanting to see the Pope while he was in town. There was a special twinge of excitement because on top of all of that it was the Pope’s birthday. A double helping of pandemonium please.

I didn’t realize just how much people were in a tizzy about this until I went with our daughter for her 5-year checkup (another interesting parenting lesson: if you can get your spouse to go to that for you, DO IT; MAKE THAT DEAL. There’s nothing like holding your screaming child down as he/she is being poked repeatedly with needles for booster shots). It turns out that our pediatrician is a relatively “non-practicing” Catholic who has a son who works in the GAO. The son was able to wrangle a ticket for his dad to be one of about 1,000 people the White House had arranged on the front lawn of the White House to sing Happy Birthday to his pontifness. What a wonderful photo op I imagined.

Now we at the seminary were thinking, since the Episcopal Church is a cousin of the Catholic Church that we’d perhaps be invited to any of the myriad of lunches, breakfast meetings, mid-morning “Scones and Tea” parties, etc. as one of the “other religious leaders and groups” that could meet the Pope. Not so. Apparently there was just no room for us…OK, I don’t know that for sure, but no one asked ME if I wanted to go meet the Pope. And, oddly enough, I’m just fine with all that.

There was a very interesting picture that The Washington Post decided to use with its header on just about every page of the online paper having to do with the mayhem surrounding the Pope’s visit. They actually had a “Pope Watch”. Honestly, you’d think they were Fox News. The best part is this picture. First off, it looks like he’s holding a window pane. Second, he looks PISSED OFF. One can only imagine the graphic artists sitting around trying to find the best picture to be the lead graphic for the “Pope Watch”…this was the one they came up with. I guess most Americans see the Pope as an old German guy who is pissed off about having to hold up windows all day long. If I were 81 and had to hold up windows all day long, I’d be pretty pissed off about the whole thing too.

3 comments:

Joe Payne said...

Was anyone able to get any insight on the age-old question of whether he poops in the woods then?

Mama said...

A POPE WATCH?! (only in America)..
Too bad feminist and gay rights groups didn't hold an enormous protest. They could have stolen a cannon from Monticello to blast the drooling old bigot back to Rome. Just think of the photo op: an evil mob swarming the POPE MOBILE as the Holy Father is hustled into it, his robes flying like a white flag of surrender.Now THAT would be newsworthy!

Sus said...

love the pope watch; didn't know you had a blog! will check in - you know, when I'm not disguising myself and my children as revolutionaries. hugs to the rest of the fam.