Sunday, December 9, 2007

Greek passed...CHECK!


So, just got back my Greek final exam, 82.5%! So, that means that I passed Greek for...well, EVER!

I think if I had taken it for a grade (I took it pass/fail, like just about everyone else did) I'd have gotten a B-.

ANYWAY, the long and short of it is that I now have passed Greek and no longer have to take any more Greek!

I spoke with a couple of the people who elected to continue on with Greek--they were also the ones that decided to take it for a letter grade, for the most part....and they are spending about 4 hours per class period on homework. Apparently participles are a BITCH! Yet one more thing I'll never know about, thank you Jesus.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

"It's Bloody Brigadoon!" in Alexandria

Saturday, cold, windy, almost Advent....day after St. Andrew's Day. Perfect time for over 100 different clans, bag pipe corps, Scottish Terrier Rescue Clubs (I'm not making that up I swear to God I'm not), more bag pipes, The British Embassy, The Chief of Police, Mayor, Senators, Council-people, Kids from Eli's after school program, Police on motorcycles riding in formation, to all get together and walk about three miles. Of COURSE that's what you were thinking would go down on a random Saturday after St. Andrew's Day.

Turns out Alexandria has the World's SECOND largest Scottish parade, right behind the one held in Glasgow on the Saturday after St. Andrew's Day. There are people that fly in from NEBRASKA for this one. No, I'm not kidding. Of course, they are in NEBRASKA so just about any opportunity to get the hell outta there would seem like a grand idea I'm sure.


Holly was all amped up because there were about 40 Irish Wolf Hounds from the Alexandria Irish Wolf Hound Association (or something, I'm making the name up, but you get the idea). Apparently she has it in her head that she likes these huge dogs that poop bigger than Bella. You know the old saying, Big dog, big poops.

The worst part of the morning was the parking. We finally got everyone bundled up and out the door and down near the parade route--which goes right through the heart of downtown Alexandria--to find NO parking anywhere, at all. Whatsoever. Period. We drove around for about 20 minutes and just as I was about to come out of my skin for the fourth time with the kids asking "are we there yet" a spot opens up just about within eye sight of the parade route. GOD IS GOOD!

The second worst part about the morning was the wind. Damn, it was windy. 42 degrees facing into a stiff wind is not my idea of a good time. But, we did end up getting some candy thrown at us so it was alllll good. But at least there were a lot of bag pipes. Bloody Brigadoon.

Now, I'll have to admit that I wasn't necessarily SURPRISED at the fact that there were four or five groups of parade entrants who's only business for being in the parade was DRESSING UP IN COLONIAL COSTUMES (seriously, where do these people COME FROM, and why in the wide, wide, world of sports do they all seem to live in Alexandria?!). Honestly, I don't know why I was at ALL surprised by the appearance of several dozen people dressed up like it was 1799, but I just didn't see what the hell that had to do with being Scottish. At all. Ugh. I give up trying to understand these people. (read any of the entries below and see if YOU have a clue--if you do, let me know please).

The kids loved the parade, as did we all. I was kinda bummed out that our clan, Fraser, wasn't represented at all. I think there was one dude in a kilt with the Fraser tartan marching with the "Highland Clans of Alexandria" group, but I wasn't sure it was the Fraser tartan. Turns out there are over 30 variations of that tartan. ALSO turns out there is a tartan specifically for Episcopal Clergy. Who knew. OK, Google knew.

Overall, a great morning. I think one of my favorite moments were the guys from clan Hay. They came walking by looking like they were doing the wave yelling, HhhhhhhAAAAYYYY!" It was nice. That and the guys behind us who yelled at all the elected officials that they should lower his taxes, with his friend yelling, "Yeah, lower his taxes!" right after the initial barrage from guy #1. That was a nice touch too. Did I mention there were a lot of bag pipes?

Smarmy Old Guy Visits VTS I Get Picture

Yeah, so a couple of weeks back--for some reason that I still can't quite figure out--VTS was host to Lord Richard Harries, Baron of Pentregarth and recently retired Bishop of Oxford. He met with about 20 or so of us after lunch (we had chili and grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch that day--he didn't know quite what to make of it I think, I tried not to laugh).

He had a question for us and we spent the whole hour of his time with us discussing the three part question:

What is the theological starting point for speaking into the public domain--both specific and general starting points; and what language does one use from the pulpit, "Christ language" or public-reasoning language?

In the end I don't think we ever really answered his question straight on. However he did have some interesting points. Here is one set of logic he expounded to us...

The kingdom of God impacts directly into both our public and private lives. In fact, the kingdom of God still bears on every aspect of life and our Christian understanding...children of light and children of darkness. We are made in the image of God, but are also capable of God's "great image". We are made in the image of Christ, but also are the cruicifiers of Christ. "Love our crooked neighbors with all our crooked hearts"--W.H. Auden. I've done a poor job of paraphrasing so it makes sense...but you get the general idea.

So that was fun. In the end he was very down-to-earth, loves Reinhold Niebuhr somethin' fierce and was generally good fun. I would have enjoyed hearing him preach, bet he would have been "the whip".

Kate and Ramsey Now Merged

OK, so there are about 153 things I can say about the weekend that the two of them got married, but the one that keeps coming back to mind is: FUN! I'm not talking "Hey, I went to the museum and saw that really old sculpture, that was fun boy-howdy." No, I'm talkin', "WOW! I spent almost 3 hours throwing a football up a hill to a tire swing to see if it really is as hard as the Cialis commercial" fun.* I'm also talkin' fun like: "I've never seen someone shake their booty like that" and, "MONKEYS IN SPACE!!!" fun. Further, I'm certainly talkin' "Hey, Ben, you've been workin' out?" fun with a healthy dose of, "Hey, looky there, my cup is empty again...better get a re-fill", fun. There was a smattering of, "Eli, I swear to everything that is good and holy if you do that to you sister again...." fun (OK, that last one wasn't so much fun, especially for Bella). I'd say there was also some, "Well, look who's here!", fun; and most certainly some, "No, it is DADDY'S turn on the tire swing" fun. One of the best things was the, "Aww, I love you guys so much" fun. Unfortunately there was a dram of, "Hey, where are those fire trucks going?!" fun. But, most of all, and I mean this one. There was "Kate and Ramsey, we LOVE YOU!!!" fun. And THAT was the best fun of the whole weekend. The pictures tell the rest of the story...

*I'd like to say that the Cialis stuff must really work because Ben and I tried for about 45 minutes straight taking turns throwing the football at the tire swing with no luck. Now, we didn't have any Cialis on hand to see if once we took some if we could "get it through the hole" but I'm thinkin' our chances would have been SIGNIFICANTLY better. So, this means that "The Hanisian Experience" backs any plan where you take Cialis to a weekend-long wedding where throwing footballs though tire swings is involved. In fact, if you ever, EVER have to go to a wedding where footballs and tire swings are involved over a weekend, I'll strongly consider BUYING you some. THAT'S how strongly I feel about the whole thing.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Drake's Prayer

So, the other day in our small worship group, one of our members read us the following prayer by Sir Francis Drake, written in 1577. It is quite good so I thought I'd share it with everyone here....

Disturb us, Lord, when
We are too pleased with ourselves,
When our dreams have come true
Because we dreamed too little,
When we arrived safely
Because we sailed too close to the shore.

Disturb us, Lord, when
with the abundance of things we possess
We have lost our thirst
For the waters of life;
Having fallen in love with life,
We have ceased to dream of eternity
And in our efforts to build a new earth,
We have allowed our vision
Of the new Heaven to dim.

Disturb us, Lord, to dare more boldly,
To venture on wilder seas
Where storms will show Your mastery;
Where losing sight of land,
We shall find the stars.

We ask you to push back
The horizons of our hopes;
And to push back the future
In strength, courage, hope, and love.

This we ask in the name of our Captain,
Who is Jesus Christ. Amen.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

...Aaaaand, we're BACK!

Alrighty then. So, a ton of stuff has happened since the last real update...we've changed seasons for example...Daylight savings time has us pitch black at 5:00 p.m. here on the East Coast...and, maybe most importantly, seminary got a bit HARD! (I knew it had to happen some time).

So, here's a quick update on the past month or so...

1. We had convocation (seminary homecoming) and that was fun. We practice "radical hospitality" here at VTS. Now I know what you are saying: "Matt, come on. That sounds like full-contact putt putt." Well, you are sorta right. Except without the putt putt or full contact part. Basically we made everyone who came back feel right at home. We had Juan Williams from NPR speak at the first of two lectures and Judy Woodruff speak at the second. Both are Episcopalians and both gave excellent talks.

2. We went back to Mt. Vernon again. Apparently several members of our family just can't get enough of that place, and the people who like to dress up in period costumes. So, we went back--just in time for the military encampment re-enactment. Imagine about 2,000 people dressing up...there were whole FAMILIES of people. Oh the humanity of it all. Take a look at the pictures. They tell the whole story.
Looks like SOMEONE had just too much fun dressing up like milk maids or something. These two were passed out asleep the whole 4 hours we were there. I think they were resting up for the "nerd herd dance" later that night. Seriously though, pretending can be hard work.








I call this one: "Cruelty to Animals". Seriously folks even the dog was a bit pissy he had to be there for this.











Yeah, so the men folk sit around the fire talking about "strategies for defeating the red coats" while the women are standing up skinning something. Seriously, I think they were butchering something. There were several HUNDRED tent scenes like this. Who knew this was something people even DID.







3. Pablo got fleas. That was a whole lot of "ewww" from us all. His ear also got all gunky again. Let me tell you how much fun it is taking a Jack Russell Terrier to the vet when said JRT wants to kill everything that isn't it. We had him in Cicero's old cat carrier crate thing. Remember in National Lampoons "Christmas Vacation" when Aunt whatever-her-name-is wraps her cat up and gives it to Clark? It was like that with a whole lot of snarling and barking involved. Fun times. No, I don't have any pictures of that to share with you.

4. Bishop Gene Robinson stopped by campus on his first day of his Sabbatical to talk to us about whatever we wanted. His lecture was quite good. Surprisingly the House of Bishops meeting the previous week didn't come up in either the lecture or the half hour of questions that followed.













5. We had mid-terms which were great. Nothing like a 2 hour Greek exam to get you ready for a week-long Fall break. Actually it went pretty well I think. I had a five page paper due on comparing and contrasting how Saints Perpetua and Antony viewed Christian life which did not go so well. For some reason I couldn't make the paper work. I turned in a paper. Not a good paper...not even a marginal paper. Good thing it is only worth 25% of the grade in our class.

Of special note is the email that our Greek TA, Mitch, sent along to us about an impromptu review session the day before the final. The subject of the email is " The LORD commands a review session". Here is the text from the email:

A reading from the Book of Seminary; chapter 3, beginning with the 1st verse:

The word of the Lord came to Mitch and said: I have heard the cry of my people, I have heard their groanings and their despair for a simpler time. You will go to my people and give them a review session on the 23rd day of the 10th month of the 2007th year of the Son of Man. You will go to my people and you will tell them the secrets of the foreign tongues and they will be filled with the spirit and will receive the gift of interpretation of tongues, that is spiritual understanding. An when they have studied they will have new understanding and they will pass.
And Mitch heard the word of the Lord and obeyed and he went to the people and scheduled a greek review session for 7pm on the 23rd day of the 10th month of the seventh year of the reign of Bush, the younger, which was the 2007th year of the Lord. He asked the people to take up their textbooks and read and come to the review session with questions.
And the people studied and they gained new understanding and all the people passed the test, for as it has been written: "you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God's own people, in order that you may proclaim the mighty acts of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light." (1Pet 2:9)

Amen



6. After mid-terms we had a week off...Fall Break. A week off was just what I needed. Bella was home with me on the first two days (Thursday and Friday) and I had Eli home with me on Monday through Wednesday sick with a high fever and cough. Poor little guy. He's still got the cough and we're going to the doctor tomorrow.

7. Charlie Brumbaugh came into town to run the Marine Corps Marathon. He took us out to dinner the night before so we helped him load up on carbs and protein. He finished with a great time the next day. It was so nice to see a friendly face from home.

8. Halloween came and went. The kids went as Harry Potter and The Little Mermaid. I'll let you figure out which one went as which. The went trick-or-treating around the professors' houses--an annual tradition for the seminarians that have children. We carved pumpkins. We have all our fingers. God is good. The seminary holds an All Hallows Eve service in the chapel and in the cemetery. I go to help light things on fire in the cemetery, it was pretty cool. There were over 50 people that showed up for it which was pretty sweet. Of course when ever you put a bunch of people in the cemetery, with a lot of candles, torches, etc. You either get "angry mob" ala Frankenstein, or you've got a sweet service on Halloween.

9. We said good-bye to Bunny and hello to Pumpkin. We traded Holly's car for a station wagon...again, oh the humanity. At least it isn't a minivan. I have to draw the line somewhere. Apologies to those who covet their minivans...I think it is like wearing sweaters. Some guys are sweater guys and some guys just aren't. We're just not minivan people.

10. Oh yeah, Bella had her vision checked at school. She has eyes. They work great. Just thought you'd like to know.

There were a couple more events that deserve special recognition and their own posts so I'll get to those here in a bit...the biggest one is the KATE AND RAMSEY GOT MARRIED!!! So, that one will get some special attention. Of course it will be August before I get around to writing about it.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

COMING SOON! New blog updates!

READ about Kate's Wedding
SEE pictures of the awesomeness that is our Pumpkin Carving Ability
IMAGINE how amazing the updates will be once I get off my rear end and post them
TELL others how you laughed until you tinkled
VIOLENTLY proclaim your steadfast allegiance to reading this blog often
SUSPICIOUSLY bookmark this page for future reading pleasure

Thanks to both of you that read this blog on a regular basis. I appreciate it. Matthew